(OK, let's try this again, hopefully there are no regionalisms in it that I wrongly assume are universalisms)
Sign seen outside a car dealership (there is a high concentration of car dealerships in my neighbourhood) today:
"NO APPLICATION REFUSED OAC"
Now, that either tells me that a) yes, applications *will* be refused if their credit is not approved (making the sign misleading at best, deceptive at worst), or b) that there are other dealerships in the city saying "Well, your credit checks out, but I'm just going to be a dick and refuse your application anyways" (which references a particular debating technique (the names of them aren't my strong suit) that assumes something of the other side that isn't true).
"Jeopardy! is two parts luck and one part luck" - Me
"The way to win on Jeopardy is to be a rabidly curious, information-omnivorous person your entire life." - Ken Jennings