The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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mungojerry311
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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Considering that i registered for online test recently, I'd to be a "Jeopardy Hopeful" if possible
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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Can my rank be "No Life"? Thanks.
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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RobW wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:01 pm
RobW wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:46 am
doitneatly wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:19 pm I’d like to request...

Plucked from the Pool (airing Feb-28-2018)

if that’s not out of line.
:)

can it be corrected to
Plucked from the Pool (airing Feb-14-2018)
?
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Hmmm. Might I request: "Hoping for a 2018 ToC!"
Welp, I guess it is time to face reality.
How about,

"Hoping for a 2019 ToC!"

;)
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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For me, how about "In Jeopardy! limbo"
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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Could I have "Northernmost J! champ ever?" Leave in the question mark in case there's someone from farther north than I was when I was on, which was about 62.4°N at the time. :)
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Turd Ferguson wrote: Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:09 pm
Miss Mellie wrote:As I was leaving the green room, Corina handed me my parting gift: a Jeopardy tote bag. I asked "Does it have a giant bottle of Aleve inside?" Alas, no. Just a Jeopardy baseball cap that even I'm not nerdy enough to actually wear.

What's up, Aleve? Why you holdin' out on us?
They're giving out caps now? Aww... they gave me a pen. I gave them my heart, they gave me a pen.
What's that old C&W song? "I gave her my hand, she gave me the finger." Yeah, kinda like that.
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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opusthepenguin wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:34 pm
alietr wrote:Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
[Sung] Sam and Janet evening ...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup...
Moo.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"
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You said it wrong. Try putting a little more emphasis on the final word. Control freak who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
HIPAA.
HIPAA who?
Uh, I'm not allowed to tell you that.
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Can I have "Just a fan"?
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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Could you make my title "Sharp As A Tack"?
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Now that my 18 months are officially over, can mine be changed to "J! and SJ! Pool Participant"?
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Can I get "selwonKttaM"?
I had a dream that I was asleep and then I woke up and Jeopardy! was on.
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Can I have "Sam Kavanaugh's Mustache" please?
(This is Sam Kavanaugh)
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I think I have no choice anymore... can I get "Grandpa," please?
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roey wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:19 am I think I have no choice anymore... can I get "Grandpa," please?
"Four Grand"pa?
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squarekara wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:04 am
roey wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:19 am I think I have no choice anymore... can I get "Grandpa," please?
"Four Grand"pa?
Also would work, but I think I'll just stick with "Grandpa."
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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You might have to battle Keith Williams over claim to that one.
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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I believe mine can change to:

Hoping I don’t drown in this contestant pool
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

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As the board's token furry and a possible pool entrant, how about "Otters are meant to swim".

Also, relevant is this (SFW) art of my fursona: http://d.facdn.net/art/flinters/1563593 ... hammer.png
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I've caught up on all of these.
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Re: The Rankest Thread Imaginable

Post by LucarioSnooperVixey »

Could you make my rank "Darling Sillyclaws"? Thanks.
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