The Rankest Thread Imaginable

[mungojerry311]

Considering that i registered for online test recently, I'd to be a "Jeopardy Hopeful" if possible

[LucarioSnooperVixey]

Can my rank be "No Life"? Thanks.

[RobW]

I’d like to request...

Plucked from the Pool (airing Feb-28-2018)

if that’s not out of line.

can it be corrected to
Plucked from the Pool (airing Feb-14-2018)
?

Spoiler

Hmmm. Might I request: "Hoping for a 2018 ToC!"

Welp, I guess it is time to face reality.
How about,

"Hoping for a 2019 ToC!"

[morbeedo]

For me, how about "In Jeopardy! limbo"

[robertyknwt]

Could I have "Northernmost J! champ ever?" Leave in the question mark in case there's someone from farther north than I was when I was on, which was about 62.4°N at the time.

[John Boy]

As I was leaving the green room, Corina handed me my parting gift: a Jeopardy tote bag. I asked "Does it have a giant bottle of Aleve inside?" Alas, no. Just a Jeopardy baseball cap that even I'm not nerdy enough to actually wear.

What's up, Aleve? Why you holdin' out on us?

They're giving out caps now? Aww... they gave me a pen. I gave them my heart, they gave me a pen.

What's that old C&W song? "I gave her my hand, she gave me the finger." Yeah, kinda like that.

[John Boy]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
[Sung] Sam and Janet evening ...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup...
Moo.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Spoiler

You said it wrong. Try putting a little more emphasis on the final word. Control freak who?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
HIPAA.
HIPAA who?
Uh, I'm not allowed to tell you that.

[JayK33]

Can I have "Just a fan"?

[LucarioSnooperVixey]

Could you make my title "Sharp As A Tack"?

[clt013]

Now that my 18 months are officially over, can mine be changed to "J! and SJ! Pool Participant"?

[MattKnowles]

Can I get "selwonKttaM"?

[skrambler]

Can I have "Sam Kavanaugh's Mustache" please?
(This is Sam Kavanaugh)

[roey]

I think I have no choice anymore... can I get "Grandpa," please?

[squarekara]

I think I have no choice anymore... can I get "Grandpa," please?

"Four Grand"pa?

[roey]

I think I have no choice anymore... can I get "Grandpa," please?

"Four Grand"pa?

Also would work, but I think I'll just stick with "Grandpa."

[Robert K S]

You might have to battle Keith Williams over claim to that one.

[triviawayne]

I believe mine can change to:

Hoping I don’t drown in this contestant pool

[TenPoundHammer]

As the board's token furry and a possible pool entrant, how about "Otters are meant to swim".

Also, relevant is this (SFW) art of my fursona: http://d.facdn.net/art/flinters/1563593 ... hammer.png

[alietr]

I've caught up on all of these.

[LucarioSnooperVixey]

Could you make my rank "Darling Sillyclaws"? Thanks.